The penultimate episode of (trailer below) finds Christian Wilde fucking Jessie Colter in a wheelbarrow and then also fucking him in a hammock. If you could fuck Jessie Colter (you can’t), where would you rather fuck him?
The wheelbarrow has wheels, so I’d be afraid that Jessie would roll away. The hammock is suspended in mid-air and highly unstable, so I’d be afraid that Jessie would fly off the side. Maybe it’d be safer to fuck him on a bicycle.
You’ll remember that last we left him, Christian Wilde was high out of his mind after eating pot brownies, and he had started to turn into a gay person. seals the deal: