The Sean Cody men who were too straight to do actual gay sex, so they just jerked off. Here are the ten best from the past ten years.
Isn’t kind of crazy that Sean Cody has been around since 2001? I was still watching VHS porn in 2001. The first Sean Cody movie debuted on , and it was one of the most boring solos I’ve ever seen. Since then, they have gotten better! But, almost all solos are still boring.
Over the weekend, Sean Cody debuted yet another solo model (and also ), and he’s particularly hot/boring. So hot/boring—and so obviously straight—that I can guarantee he won’t be back to do anything else. (Although I hope I’m wrong.) His name is :
Jayden got me thinking about all the other hot solos over the past ten years, and so I made a list: The top ten hottest yet boring straight guys who ONLY did jerk off movies for Sean Cody.
AND: I made three exceptions! In addition to j/o’ing, three of these guys did scenes where they actually received blowjobs from other guys. But, getting your dick sucked by another guy isn’t gay, so I still consider them straight. (Also, they were too hot to leave off the list.)
Why: His body. Also: He “shot one of the biggest non-stop loads I have seen in a long time! He just kept shooting and shooting, leaving the gym floor covered in cum!”
Why: A poor man’s Chris Evans.
Why: A baby face with a baby’s arm for a dick.
Why: Possibly the hottest person alive. Also: .
When: Why: There’s something sort of sexy about how nerdy looking he is? .
Why: I could fall asleep just looking at him.
When: Why: His dick! (I’m running out of things to say and even boring myself now.) .
Why: Seriously, his dick. Also: Two years later, he turned up in .
When: Why: His balls! His spray tan! Is he rock climbing?
Why: The epitome of boring/hot. Half Superman and half Supercuts model, meet the hottest, most boringest man of my dreams.