In our first installment (a double whammy, if you will), one half of the fearsome foursome that is Gravy Train!!!!, Brontez and Seth-or “Junx” and “Hunx”, respectively-tell us about their first times, their turn-offs, and boners for Batman.
1. What was the first porn you ever saw?
Junx: It was from the 70’s and it was about an all-girl baseball team that fuck the hell out of each other. Vanessa Del Rio gets fucked by a foot in it. I can’t tell if I was gay before or after I saw it.
Hunx: Does “Hamburger: The Movie” count? If so, that’s totally it.
2. What is the grossest thing you’ve ever seen in the name of pornography?
Junx: Me, getting fucked by a unicorn in this “art film”. I bled super hard and it was HORRIFYING, but I think that falls under “art”-not porn. Hmmmmmmmmm. I GOT IT!!! It grosses me out to see my friends in porn. In San Francisco its an EPIDEMIC. EVERYONE IS IN ONE AT LEAST TWICE. It’s like I’ll be at home with my vibrator trying to get down when all of the sudden you look up at your TV screen and it’s some bitch that you saw at the bar last week (who was RUDE no less) or a friend that owes you money getting pounded by some Castro muscle bunny. It makes me want to cut off my dick and become a woman.
Hunx: SPLOSH! Magazine…. have you seen it? It has like, naked girls covered in mustard and baked beans. It’s totally genius.
3. Who is your #1 gay porn crush?
Junx: LEXINGTON STEELE!!! My friend Jontay told me he only fucks white boys but I think she was just lying ’cause she doesn’t want me and him to be together. If anyone knows Lexington, tell him I love him. I’d make a good husband, and I want to cook him dinner: fried chicken and cheese grits.
Hunx: Simon Rex (!!!!!!!!!!!)
4. Do you own any pornos at home? Which ones?
Junx: My friend used to work for Treasure Island Media, so I got 2,000 porns for free. I also have an entire taped collection of “Red Shoe Diaries”.
Hunx: Gayracula, The Summer of Scott Knoll, Hot Dog!, Natural Big Tits #8, Monster Cocks, Tranny Gump…
5. What, besides porn of course, are you hot for this summer?
Hunx: Jeppe from Junior Senior, Thing Nite in San Francisco, Quintron (he is soooo hot and I bet has a HUGE THING!!) and Will Ivy from BRIDEZ (he’s so hairy).
Gravy Train!!! is currently on tour. Check their for the latest dates. In their spare time, Junx has been recording his solo project, The Younger Lovers, for release this summer while Hunx is busy with his hot new punk band .
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