Los Angeles go-go stud Jeff Tetreault is intent on getting himself some publicity for his screenwriting career by giving interviews to magazines about his moonlighting career as a popular go-go dancer. Tetreault is one of the highlights of the popular Big Fat Dick party at Fubar in West Hollywood, where his swinging, enormous cock is there weekly for the groping. But, because Tetreault is straight, he doesn’t always enjoy being manhandled, and this is what he talks about in .
Last year, Tetreault was upon the release of the penis-themed movie he’d written, , starring Cam Gigandet.
Now, a year later, with that movie tanking and not making Tetreault any millions (or any thousands, probably), he’s still go-go dancing, and he sounds pretty depressed about it.
Some examples of what he says:
What’s the worst experience you’ve had while dancing?
One night I had made seven dollars in two hours and it was so demeaning and humiliating, I left early, came home, and punched a fucking hole in my door. Nobody was tipping me but everyone wanted to come up to me and squeeze my dick. It’s nights like those that really make me question why I’m doing this. Most nights are pretty decent, though. People are always trying to touch me and get their hands in my underwear; I’ve become desensitized to it. It’s more about the money than that.
What kind of propositions are you guys presented with while working?
Everything. I get very insulted when people like to call me a hooker, whore, prostitute, or man-whore because I don’t do that stuff and I miss out on a lot of fucking money by not doing it. I routinely get offers to accompany people back home. They’re called “privates,” to do anything from cuddle with someone, masturbate for them, or let them blow me. The price range varies. I’ve been offered anywhere from $200 to $5,000, and I can’t bring myself to do it.
What’s the farthest you’ve gone in terms of appeasing your customers?
God, there have been nights where I’m not making anything and you know, a dollar bill is oxygen… and sometimes it isn’t about the money, you just don’t want to feel like a complete piece of shit. I’ve had guys reach in my underwear and grab around in there, and they just leave a dollar in there and you just smile and you thank them. And I feel like such a piece of shit. Like, I basically just thanked you to grope me for a dollar. Those are the moments where I ask, “Who the fuck am I?”
Anyway, he also says he likes the job because he gets to drink for free, and it’s not like he doesn’t enjoy the attention. “I get paid to go out and drink and be the center of attention, rather than paying to go out and drink and trying to get people’s attention,” he says.
Below, a couple more photos, including the amazing one at the top, and a Courtney Act / Willam / Alaska Thunderfuck video featuring Jeff and his big hard dick. And you can .
Post-Runyon douche selfie.
— Jeffy T ()