Maybe you guys have already heard of it (y’all are some sick fucks), but it is new to me. At least, the term itself is. I got lost down a YouTube hole this morning, and it eventually led me to a video of a man throwing pies and then dumping syrup on another man, who happened to be naked. The technical term for this is “gunging” (because “throwing a pie at a sexy bro” takes too long to say and/or type), and here are some videos.
The gunging aficionado who seems to have produced the most content (you can actually download entire videos for like $10) is this guy from , but did you also know there is a site called ? There is. I’ve never been into fetish porn of any type, but if there were ever one I could get into, this would be it. (Because of the pie.)
“Pouring any thick, sticky liquid over your body – particularly food items such as syrup, beaten eggs, pudding, chocolate sauce, etc. – then performing a sexual act either alone or with another person.”
Unfortunately, I don’t think gunging is for me because I’d be too distracted by all the delicious high fructose corn syrup! Also, I don’t think gunging is for me because it’s fucking ridiculous. The only thing that is possibly stupider is people who are into balloons, a.k.a. “” (a.k.a., “get a life”). That being said, the guys are hot and I would lick them clean!!! (I’m single, btw.)
I looked at a bunch of different models from Uppercrust, and I think this is the only well known gay porn star used on the site. It’s Kelly Taylor (no, not that one) from . He looks different without all that pudding! Mmmm…pudding…