It is the Lunar New Year, so it feels apropos to talk about the first time I found , and how excited I was. Finally a porn site with (for the most part) attractive Asian studs, lots of interracial fuck action, and a good representation of the gay community that I know: a tossed salad where the creamy dressing is the collective cum of an ethnically diverse group of insatiable man-beasts. Now, that’s some poignant shit, my brothers.
Okay, before you go all Grindr on this gaysian-themed post and filter it out, here is , he of fever-inducing abilities, the titular owner of the site:
Got your attention now? Oh good.
Now, I’m going to support , because 1) there is a dearth of yellow color in gay porn, and 2) lots of the actors on the site are separated from me by only one degree of rice queen, and I am going to help out my fellow hot gaysians. Girl, we can’t only feel special because Danny Dan tells us so!
But here’s the thing. The music on all of the videos is awful. Just horrible. I mean, it’s like the default auto-song on a 90’s Suzuki keyboard.
For fuck’s sake, the name of the video is “BOYS & TOYS – WHIP ME!” Why does the music sound like a rejected soundtrack to The Bachelor? Why isn’t it hard and sexy and intense? Why doesn’t it take you back to that time you were in a sea of sweaty men at Colossus and the bass of the music was fucking you like a power top on pre-workout?
Because Asians in general are music snobs and we love a thumpin’ beat. Gus may try to pretend otherwise, but go to his circuit parties in SF and they are all basically mobs of pretty Asian boys. We dig our good music, and our porn should be accompanied as with such.
So get with it, Peter. Get off your gorgeous ass and find yourself a decent DJ.