First Mick Lovell told me to meet him in a chat room and then he never showed up, even after I waited for him for over seven hours. Then Mick Lovell sent me a bizarre video of him taking a shower with someone talking to him in the background. Then Mick Lovell sent me another video of some whore licking his balls. Then Mick Lovell posted a cryptic message indicating that he might actually still have feelings for me. And now, Mick Lovell has released a video of him joining forces with my sworn enemy, Fleshjack.
Finally, everything is clear. All of Mick Lovell’s cruel tricks weren’t carried out by Mick Lovell–they were carried out by Fleshjack, who has been out to destroy me for months.
Fleshjack is a stunt queen dildo company who publicly called me a liar after I revealed the name of one of the winners of their dildo contest. As it turned out, I was right and Fleshjack was the liar, but now they’ve hit a new low by taking away the one thing I care about in this whole world, Mick Lovell.
Fleshjack has finally gone too far by brainwashing Mick Lovell and turning him against me. It was Fleshjack who got Mick Lovell to send me all the messages. It was Fleshjack who got Mick Lovell to send me all the videos. It’s been Fleshjack all along! Even worse, they’ve brainwashed Mick Lovell into letting them turn his mouth, asshole, and penis into sex toys that anyone in the entire world can use whenever they want. I have to hand it to Fleshjack for being such a shrewd and manipulative dildo company, but this is far from over.
I won’t let them do this to you, Mick.