First things first: Congratulations, Kurt Wild! According to his tweets last night, he’s about to be the proud father of a fifth child! But after making that announcement, the tweets took a turn for the worse. And by “worse” I mean “entertaining.”
Highlights include cryptic attacks on the gay porn industry and/or his Twitter followers, the lamentation that he doesn’t have as many followers as Brent Corrigan (or, as he put it, “i have 3k they have 30k…why don’t I have the Brent status?”) and, finally, the of his Twitter.
Here are the actual tweets (which Arch Noble ) that I dare you to try and make sense of. Reading them is a little like watching a train wreck, only instead of a train crashing, it’s a drunk twink typing. Joking! Kurt wasn’t drunk. He was high. He had to be high.
Goodbye forever, Kurt! At least you still have a cool .