Jeff Stryker is a gay porn legend who recently announced that he would be going back on the road to meet fans for lunch, at a of $1,000 per lunch date. That fee doesn’t include the cost of the actual lunch, so just sitting down with Jeff will already run you $1,000 before you’ve even ordered an appetizer.
But it has always been a dream of mine to meet Jeff Stryker, so I decided to spend the $1,000 and set up my lunch date with the king of gay porn. Because I was already going to be spending $1,000, I decided to pick a restaurant that was within my budget. I chose Applebee’s.
Let me tell you, it was delicious.
We started with Applebee’s world famous Spinach & Artichoke Dip, which includes a warm crock of creamy spinach, tender artichokes, and melted Asiago and Parmesan cheeses served with freshly-made Spicy Chipotle Lime Salsa and tortilla chips. Each bite literally melts in your mouth, much in the same way I imagine Jeff Stryker’s big cock would melt in my mouth if I had had the chance to suck it, but this was just a lunch date.
Keeping to my budget, I had Jeff join me in ordering from Applebee’s savory yet sensible “2 for $20” menu, which includes one appetizer (the aforementioned spinach dip), and two entrees.
During our 1-hour lunch, Jeff Stryker and I talked about his old movies and what it was like being a gay-for-pay porn star back in the 1980’s. Did he ever have trouble maintaining an erection in those pre-Viagra days? How did he avoid catching HIV in those pre-condom days? Did he ever consider bottoming? Jeff answered all of those questions, and he even allowed me to look underneath the table where I could see the bulge and outline of his penis through his tight jeans. Jeff had the Fiesta Lime Chicken; I had the Double Crunch Shrimp.
Meeting Jeff Stryker was the highlight of my life. It was the best $1,020 dollars I ever spent, and I’m so grateful to Jeff for leaving the tip ($3.00). If any of you have $1,000 extra dollars lying around, you should most definitely treat yourself to an enlightening lunch with the true king of gay porn. If only I could have afforded dessert. I would have had the Triple Chocolate Meltdown®.