That’s pretty much what we’ve got for you, via .
Five really huge, steroid-y dudes are hanging out, shirt-cocking in a sad living room with too much furniture. They flex. They laugh about how huge they all are. Then they play some naked beer pong followed by naked Twister. Who’d want to see these guys with thighs the size of Montana playing Twister, you ask? We have no idea. But then they have .
The blond one is called , and he’s the only one we’d touch. The one on the left is ex-Marine and competitive body builder , because: guns. And the second one from the right? Is there even a dick there? Anyway, too big.
And apparently there’s a Part 2 on the way in which, maybe, somebody gets fucked in that sad living room. We can only dream.