The Spanish media is ABUZZ today after a paparazzo snapped photos of the gorgeous Cristiano Ronaldo, aboard a yacht, apparently looking mighty friendly with a super buff buddy.
And this is not just one of those sporty, on-the-soccer-field-only type crotch grabs that are all in fun and not at all homoerotic in the eyes of the dudes doing it.
No, this is very sexy looking I’m-going-to-touch-your-cock-through-your-sweatshorts-and-give-you-a-chub sort of fondle action, as you can see in the photo, and it’s followed by a hug.
And seriously, if you were this smoking hot, and you were standing around half naked on a boat with another smoking hot dude, wouldn’t everyone have semis just because?! It’s like an overload of hotness that defies all sexual orientation.
But seriously folks, Cristiano Ronaldo might totally be a homo, and that is totally, completely fine with me.
Excuse me while I sell all my worldly possessions and purchase a plane ticket.
Polémica por el cariñoso gesto de Cristiano con un amigo en un barco
— La Vanguardia ()
GENTE > Ronaldo y su cariñosa foto con un amigo en un barco da que hablar
— LGBT News ()
El destape gay de Cristiano Ronaldo ¡Enterate todo!
— Ya Espectáculos ()
Yeah, and like this isn’t a faggot…
Cristiano Ronaldo hace de su yate una carroza del orgullo gay con tocamientos incluidos ¿Donde están las nenas?
— David Enguita ()